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Validation. Vindication. Victory. (Phone Book Blog 5)
May 29, 2013 Longtime readers (of which I may or may not still have one or two that I have not yet alienated) might recall that back in 2011 my apartment building was buried in an avalanche of...
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Dean Martin And Jerry Lewis: Old-School And OTR
June 6, 2013 Now: Dean Martin, booze-hound member of The Rat Pack, world-famous crooner, deceased. Then: Up and coming singer performing in small clubs, still developing his style. Now: Jerry Lewis,...
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The Allan Keyes Classic Comics Creview: Batman, A Death in the Family
June 1o, 2013 I had occasion to re-read this last week (in other words, I was out of books and needed to grab something off the old pile to read in the bathroom) and a few things about this “classic”...
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Peter Mayhew Is Damn Cool
June 12, 2013 This is the first of a pair of Star Wars-related posts. Come back tomorrow for Porkins! When it comes to taking away Peter Mayhew’s cane, let the Wookie win. I think it is just too cool...
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What’s In Allan Keyes’ Mailbag?
June 17, 2013 Let’s Check Out My Male Bag Mailbag! Good thing I noticed my error up there….this would’ve been a MUCH different article otherwise. And on a much different web...
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Radio Transcript of the Uncle Bosco Show, June 19th, 1946
June 19, 2013 CARNIVAL MUSIC SWELLS ANNOUNCER: Hey kids, are you ready? Then stand up and clap for THE UNLCE BOSCO SHOW! KIDS CLAPPING AND CHEERING ANNOUNCER: Yes, that’s right, it’s time for Uncle...
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Film Review: After Earth (2013)
Reblogged from Captain Pigheart ~ Swashbuckling Pirate Stories: I'm really torn about whether to write this review or not. It's scarcely worth wasting words on, and yet they feel like they need to be...
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Sneak Peek of the Week of June 23, 2013
June 23, 2013 It is going to be one of those weeks around here. We’ll have flying sharks, bizarre food, and we’ll hunt the deadliest game of all- people relaxing in their apartments. We’ll round out...
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Allan Keyes: Cheesy Movie To Make Life Worth Living
June 24, 2013 Remember the episode of the Simpsons where they decided to add Poochie the dog to the cast of Itchy and Scratchy, and the newspaper had a headline that read “cartoon dog to make life...
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Hello Happy To Read Consumer! Freshly Written Part Second!
June 26, 201 This blog is for Mac, who sent in the first two pictures. He is a huge fan of bad translations, as am I. Check out my first bad translation blog here. You should also check out Mac, an...
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Allan Keyes Presents A Trio Of Asshattery
July 1, 2013 Ever ask yourself “What if classic sculptures were dressed as hipsters? What would it look like?” OF COURSE YOU HAVEN’T. That’s because you’re normal. But some asshat with WAYYYYYYYY...
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A Tale of My Father: Storm on the Sea
July 4, 2013 Saying that my father knew people is a gross understatement. A candidate for local office may shake the hands of hundreds of people, and still may not equal the number of people my father...
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An Allan Keyes Profile in Courage: GEORGE BRETT
July 8, 2013 In honor of the MLB All-Star Game coming up later this month, I’d like to profile my favorite MLB player ever. Why is he my favorite? Is it for the prolific HRs? For his championship...
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My Review of Man of Steel (AKA Superman 2013)
July 9, 2013 The important thing to remember about Man of Steel, the latest Superman movie, is that it was a reboot. This means that you can totally forget about the last film, Superman Returns....
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Allan Keyes Challenges! No excuse for this, Glen A. Larson!
July 15, 2013 Remember the opening to the Six Million Dollar Man? CLASSIC! We’ll get back to that in a minute. So the producer of that classic TV show – and many others – was Glen A. Larson. But did...
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Space Jammed
July 17, 2013 Former New York Knicks player Baron Davis was abducted by aliens a few weeks ago. I’ll let him tell it in his own words. “I was, um, on my way from Vegas here to L.A., I’m a little tired...
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Imponderable #101: Las Vegas
July 19, 2013 Mr. Belvedere was an American sitcom that ran on ABC from 1985 to 1990. Christopher Hewett played Mr. Belvedere, a proper British butler who unexpectedly showed up on the doorstep of a...
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The Man With The 140 Pound Scrotum: UPDATE
July 24, 2013 Last week, I brought you one of my favorite Imponderables, a story about Wesley Warren, who Belvedered and his testicles swelled, and swelled, and swelled some more, and ballooned up to...
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Imponderable #102: A Chinese Ghost Story
July 26, 2013 HOW? The woman kept going, and going, and the alley got tighter, and tighter, and still she kept going, forcing her way forward, squeezing herself forward, inch by inch, the walls...
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The NYC Subway Map, By Allan Keyes, with additional content by Sam Taylor
August 5, 2013 Behold! Your new NYC Subway Map! I think it’s kind of spiffy myself. No, it’s not geographically accurate by any stretch of the imagination, but it’s very...
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